Root CA

If you'd like to not be warned about SSL issues, then install this root CA certificate. If you don't have any reason to trust the webmaster, you may safely ignore this message.

Preserve Subspace!

As you may know, warp drives threaten the very fabric of our existence. We believe that technology holds the solution that will let us travel at FTL speeds without having our sub-atomic fields disrupted.

Click here to be part of a growing, grass-roots effort to preserve the integrity and stabilty of our vital subspace fields.

A SUBTLE WARNING

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|                  .-"      "-.                  |
|                 /    HACK    \                 |
|     _          |     THIS     |          _     |
|    ( \         |,  .-.  .-.  ,|         / )    |
|     > "=._     | )(__/  \__)( |     _.=" <     |
|    (_/"=._"=._ |/     /\     \| _.="_.="\_)    |
|           "=._"(_     ^^     _)"_.="           |
|               "=\__|  AT  |__/="               |
|              _.="| \ YOUR / |"=._              |
|    _     _.="_.="\   RISK   /"=._"=._     _    |
|   ( \_.="_.="     `--------`     "=._"=._/ )   |
|    > _.="                            "=._ <    |
|   (_/                                    \_)   |
|                   ENOUGH SAID                  |
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Legalia

This computer is used regularly in a publishing operation, contains private messages in transmission and storage, and is used as a place of public assembly. Therefore, no government agent may sieze this equipment without meeting the requirements of all of: 18 USC 2510 and 2701 et. seq. (ECPA), and 45 USC 2000aa et. seq. (PPA), and 1st, 4th, 5th, and 14th amendments to the Constitution as they apply to press, speech, and public assembly.

Interacting with this system constitutes a declaration under oath that you are a free agent and that you consent to be monitored. Identifying yourself to this system for the purposes of granting access constitutes a declaration under oath of your identity and that the access is authorized.

Unauthorized use is strictly prohibited. Access is only authorized under conditions of free will and only to possessors of ultraviolet clearances, and never Terrorist Mutant Traitor Scum.

Sincerely,
The Computer, who is Your Friend

John Loves Spam!

Attention spammers! Please send email to my spamtrap address, which is john@subspacefield.org. He absolutely loves to get unsolicited bulk email! We love it too, because if you email him we'll never see anything from your mail server again.